grandma shit on top of the toilet
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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