Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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