Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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