You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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