do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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