Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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