Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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