Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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