Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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