I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
