For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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