She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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