Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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