It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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