Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i believe in u and ur pee
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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