So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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