just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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