Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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