okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I can't turn off my feet"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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