Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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