If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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