belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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