I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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