i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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