Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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