woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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