So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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