Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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