I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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