Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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