my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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