Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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