There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Did I show you my penis last night?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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