we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
