Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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