I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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