I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
