All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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