I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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