so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize