I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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