Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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