Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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