If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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