Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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