My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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