I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
