Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
