your thong is hanging out like whoa
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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