I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i think i just lost a toe
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize