it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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