god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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