went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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