i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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