3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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