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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.

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(440): View more from Ohio

just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.

(1-815): View more from Illinois

you need to get laid.. and an oil change.

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(512): View more from Texas

After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Some one left their pants in the elevator.

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(512): View more from Texas

I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.

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(917): View more from New York City

How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?

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(716): View more from New York

I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

How was your night?

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Good. I made people cry and run home

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